Afternoon Jokes

Joke 1 -Hilarious Boy

Hilarious little big boy saw a pregnant woman and he asked, what is in your tummy? The pregnant woman answered “my baby”, hilarious little big boy asked if she love her baby and
the pregnant woman answered again “definitely yes”
hilarious little big boy didn’t believe and asked again “if you love your baby why did you eat?”


Joke 2 - Bra Sizes





Have you ever wondered why the letters A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, H are used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn’t figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!{A} Almost Boobs...{B} Barely there.{C} Can’t Complain!{D} Dang!{DD} Double dang!{E} Enormous!{F} Fake.{G} Get a Reduction.{H} Help me, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.

GAWAI KATOLIK - Ngiling Bidai

( Kajat Indu - Iban Ladies Guilds)

( Fr. Andrew Tan blessing the Farmers' Tools such parang, changkol,cross/Paddy )

( Pengabang Gawai )

( Rolling of Mat at a Symbol Gawai Is Closed )

( Dancing round the Buah Ranyai )



( Gawai's Visitors )

( Gawai Mass In Iban by Rev. Fr. Andrew Tan )

( Rev. Fr. Andrew Tan shake hnds with the ' pengabang'.

Rest In Peace - Michael Jackson

Life is but a stopping place,
A pause in what's to be,
A resting place along the road,
to sweet eternity.
We all have different journeys,
Different paths along the way,
We all were meant to learn some things,
but never meant to stay...
Our destination is a place,
Far greater than we know.
For some the journey's quicker,
For some the journey's slow.
And when the journey finally ends,
We'll claim a great reward,
And find an everlasting peace,
Together with the Lord

Gawai Ngilng Bidai- Sg Sian

(YB Dato Sri Hj Mohd. Asfia B Awg Nasar dihadiahkan Baju Burung Iban )
( Upacara penutupan Ngiling Bidai )

(YB Dato Sri memotong ' Ranyai ')

( YB Dato Sri berkenalan dengan penduduk-penduduk Rh. Usop ak Bengkok)
(Ketibaan YB Dato Sri Hj. Mohd. Asfia B Awg Nasar ADUN N. 36 Semop/Speaker Dewan Undangan Negeri Sarawak)

Gawai Ngiling Bidai - Telok Pajar

( YB Dato Sri Hj. Mohd. Asfia B Awg. Nasar 'ngajat' mengelilingi ' Ranyai' )

( Tr. Michael Tandang ak Biyai menyampai Cenderahati
Kepada YB Dato Sri Hj. Mohd. Asfia B Awg Nasar)

( YB berucap semasa Majlis Gawai Ngiling Bidai )

(YB Dato Sri Hj. Mohd Asfia B Awg Nasar diiringi Tr. Michael Tandang - baju merah )

(YB Dato Sri Hj. Mohd. Asfia B Awg. Nasar & rombongan tiba di jeti Rh. Michael Tandang)

(YB Dato Sri Hj. Mohd. Asfia B Awg. Nasar ' Ketua Pengabang'
di Rumah Michael Tandang ak Biyai di Telok Pajar , Selidap )

Pesta Sukan RTM

Ketua Menteri Pehin Sri Abdul Taib Mahmud merasmikan Pesta Sukan Radio Televisyen Malaysia (RTM) di Institut Latihan Perindustrian (ILP) di Permyjaya, Miri. Hadir sama ialah Timbalan Ketua Menteri Datuk Patinggi Tan Sri George Chan, Menteri Muda Pembangunnan Infrastruktur dan Perhubungan Datuk Lee Kim Shin, Ketua Pengarah Penyiaran Pesta Sukan Jabatan Penyiaran Malaysia, Datuk Ibrahim Yahya dan Pengerusi Majlis Sukan Jabatan Penyiaran Malaysia dan Pemangku Penyiaran Sarawak, Monshi Abdullah

“Trouble Brewing In PRS..??”

(sumber Audie61's weblog)

“Trouble Brewing In PRS..??”

Is it for Real..? It cannot be just so soon after the infighting which has decimated the party into half. The membership has since dwindled with at least 10000 members crossing over to the opposition parties in PKR and DAP. We have updates and the groundswell is that the No.2 Joseph Entulu has set his eyes on the No.1 Chair in Party Rakyat Sarawak(PRS)

What could have triggered this off? Has the Hidden Hands started pouring oil in the fire? Could the Puppet Masters have just attached another string at Entulu’s back. It seems his financial backing and the number of YBs and MPs aligned to him far exceeds James Masings camp. Isn’t this the OPPORTUNE time for him to step up a notch higher?

Its afterall not uncommon for tussling of positions especially if it involves ex-PBDS members eventhough the new ship now is PRS. According to a PRS member he says,”It’s afterall a Chair only.They are buddies alright.”

With positions comes power and it seems Entulu is very much in favour by the UMNO hierarchy and Sarawak BN top boys. He does speak his mind occassionally to a certain extreme but it augurs well for his political future. A PRS supreme council member when contacted tried to brush it under the carpet but the groundswell is gaining momentum with the December TDC lurking and its a chance for Entulu to step up and make his mark. Even A PBB YB was quick to point out that James has irked the top man and its time for him to take his ‘LEAVE OF ABSENCE“

Aferall when Enulu made the statement on The infamous Dayaks issue, James gave his thinnest support by saying,”Entulu called me on the day of question and I can say its his personal opinion only.” Could this be the last straw for Entulu..? He has been ever so faithful to James and history has a way of coming back to haunt us as this phrase should never be ignored and used time and time again,”Who betrayed Caesar..?

We have done our investigations and we would not just write this article if our sources within PRS does not give us the signals. Half truths first and it will seemingly rear its HEAD when the Puppet Masters and Hidden Hands have everything in place. James had fought many battles in and within the parties and could this be his Battle of Alamo..??

We say as always,”Surely someone must have already sparked it all off within the camps of PRS.Its difficult to keep everyone on a TIGHT LEASH…ROS might just have another field day soon…

No 3rd Bridge, please !

Sultan torches Najib's '3rd bridge'
( malaysiakini) Jun 18, 09 12:47pm
BREAKING NEWS In what can be construed as a slap for the prime minister, the Johor sultan has rejected the construction of a third bridge to link the state with Singapore.
**Regent delivers the message
**PM: Bridge can boost tourism

BN tetap tunai janji di Batang Air

18/06/2009 2:09pm
LUBOK ANTU 18 Jun – Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak memberi jaminan segala projek yang dijanjikan kepada rakyat di sini pada pilihan raya kecil Dewan Undangan Negeri (DUN) Batang Air yang lalu akan ditunaikan.
Perdana Menteri berkata, rakyat tidak perlu bimbang kerana kerajaan Barisan Nasional (BN) telah memperuntukkan sebanyak RM75 juta bagi pelaksanaan pelbagai projek di daerah itu. - Utusan

1Dream 1People 1Nation

1Malaysia is for all Malaysian. No single race or ethic group in Sarawak will be sidelined under this concept, says Prime Minister of Malaysia YAB Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak

TAHNIAH - Datuk Amar Wilson Baya Dandot

Ketua Menteri Sarawak Pehin Sri Abdul Taib Mahmud berkata Setiausaha Kerajaan Negeri Sarawak Datuk Amar Wilson Baya Dandot akan mengisi jawatan Ketua Pegawai Eksekutif (CEO) pertama untuk Lembaga Pembangunan Koridor Wilayah (RECODA) selepas beliau bersara Ogos ini. (sumber utusan Borneo)

MP Sarawak Perlu Lebih Lantang Bersuara/MP Sarawak Nadai Entu Engkukuk

Timbalan Speaker Dewan Rakyat Datuk Wan Junaidi Tuanku Jaafar berkata Ahli Parlimen (AP) Sarawak disaran supaya lebih lantang dalam menyuarakan pendapat berhubung sebarang isu berbangkit selain mengemukakan masalah rakyat di kawasan masing-masing ketika bersidang di Dewan Rakyat. Peranan anggota Parlimen bukan sekadar menghadiri persidangan untuk memenuhi kerusi Dewan tetapi turut serta dalam memberi pandangan untuk kepentingan rakyat. AP Sarawak dilihat kurang lantang dan agresif dalam persidangan berbanding AP dari Semenanjung Malaysia dan Sabah. AP perlu tahu semua masalah yang berlaku dalam Negara dan antarabangsa yang mungkin memberi kesan kepada negara, bukan hanya mengutarakan masalah di kawasan yang diwakili.
Timbalan Speaker Dewan Rakyat Datuk Wan Junaidi Tuanku Jaafar bagaimanapun memberi pujian dari aspek kehadiran AP Sarawak di Dewan Rakyat. ( sumber Utusan Borneo)

Growing Wild-Jokes

Here is this guy who really takes care of his body; he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day.

One morning, he looks into the mirror and admires his body.

He notices that he is really sun tanned all over except one part and he decides to do something about it.

He goes to the beach, completely undresses and buries himself in the sand except for the one part sticking out.

Two little old ladies are strolling along the beach and one looks down and says,

"There really is no justice in this world.

"The other little old lady says,

"What do you mean?"

The first little old lady says,

"Look at that."

"When I was 10 years old, I was afraid of it."

"When I was 20 years old, I was curious about it."

"When I was 30 years old, I enjoyed it."

"When I was 40 years old, I asked for it."

"When I was 50 years old, I paid for it."

"When I was 60 years old, I prayed for it."

"When I was 70 years old, I forgot about it."

"And now that I'm 80, the damned things are growing wild!!"

Gawai Bergambar Di Batu Bay

(Niki Ke Pengabang)

(Ngerebah Ranyai Uti)



(Nganti urang meri ngirup)

GAWAI-MANGKONG TIANG RH. NILAU

Selamat " mangkong tiang' kepada Tr. Nilau ak Sat, Sungai Janting, Bintangor
29/5/2009

Tetamu Kerhormat
YB Ding Kuong Hiing
Ahli Parlimen
P 208 Sarikei

Sukan Rakyat

Kelab Sukan Komuniti Meradong Menyertai
Pertanding Sukan Tradisional Peringkat Negeri 2009
pada 23 Mei 2009 di Komplex Sukan Sarikei

TAR KOLEJ

OPPOSITION'S SMEARING CAMPAIGN STOPPED TAR COLLEGE PROJECT - DR CHAN
Bernama - Thursday, May 21
KUCHING, May 20 (Bernama) -- The opposition's smearing campaign and bribery allegations over the proposed setting up of Tunku Abdul Rahman (TAR) college in Bintangor, derailed the project as Tan Sri Ting Pek Khiing felt discouraged, said Deputy Chief Minister Tan Sri Dr George Chan said today.
Dr Chan, who is also Sarawak United People's Party (SUPP) president said, as far as the proposed college was concerned, SUPP expressed its full support since it was the party's and Barisan Nasional's (BN) policy to encourage and assist the private sector to set up higher learning institutions at affordable costs for the local community.
"Unfortunately I was informed by Ting that during and after the parliamentary election last year, there was a series of smearing campaigns alleging him (Ting) of using the TAR college proposal to hoodwink the public," said the State Modernisation of Agriculture Minister in his winding up speech at the State Legislative Assembly sitting here today.
To make matters worst, he said, DAP's defeated candidate Dr Wong Hua She had in April last year, filed an election petition at the Sibu High Court, alleging Ting used the proposed college as a "bribe" during the elections.
Any planning or development, thereafter, relating to the college could be construed as subjudice during the election petition trial while Ting Tze Fui (DAP-Meradong) had also attacked Ting for lying to the people, he said.
-- MORE
ASSEMBLY-SARAWAK (TAR COLLEGE) 2 (LAST) KUCHING
Dr Chan said the public should know that it was DAP who "put a spanner in the wheel" and jeopardised the project but SUPP as a political party would continue to seek alternatives to help the Meradong people especially when it convinced Curtin University and Swineburne University to come to Sarawak.
"Ting had also reiterated that if BN approves a technical college in Bintangor, he would still donate his land for education purposes," he said.
He said, when Ting initiated the setting up of the TAR college, BN leaders, including former Prime Minister Tun Abdullah Ahmad Badawi and himself, had given the blessing, especially when the former volunteered to donate land with an estimated value of RM40 million, and to contribute up to 50 percent of the construction costs.
He also set the record straight on the experts engaged to study the seasonal flooding problems in Kuching division, adding that, on the initiative of SUPP members, experts from China were brought in to review and assess the various studies already being undertaken by the government.
The experts from Synohydro Corporation, who had undertaken similar professional assignments in Thailand and the Philippines, were appointed by the state government to review all the 10 studies, which are now used as the basis for the implementation of the city's flood mitigation scheme, he said.
-- BERNAMA

Condolence

Thursday, May 21, 2009
RIP, Rapaee Kawi
Posted by: hakimbujang
Sarawak most senior national press photographer Rapaee Kawi passed away at around 11am today while undergoing medical check up at a Polyclinic.
Apai Star, his press world name, left behind a wife and 4 children behind, two boys and two girls.
Apai
He is the first Malaysia press photographer using DSLR camera, a Canon that cost roughly RM120,000 while covering Malaysia first Everest expedition.
Being a Christian Melanau with Malay name, Apai has many comical tale to share of being arrested for eating in public during “Holy Ramadhan”.
He is famous for his quote, with or without surname as long you do not trade my “bin” with “anak”.
He is the protem chairman of Sarawak Chapter of Sportwriters Association Malaysia.
His remains is still at the mortuary at press time (13.30 hours) and will be brought to his residence in Batu Kawah.
Toman Mamora, chairman of Sarawak Press Foundation expressed his sadness over Apai demise.
“His passing is a great loss to Sarawak press community,” Toman told Sarawak Update.

( Limaudong: May God Bless His Soul )

By Election No 7

Breaking News

Manek Urai state assemblyperson Ismail Yaacob, 60, passed away at Raja Zainab Hospital in Kota Bharu at 6am today.MORE
Coming up - by-election No 7
Will Umno stay out this one too?

(sumber Malaysiakini)

NASI DAH JADI BUBUR " TAR KOLEJ"

DAHULU SEMASA PILIHAN RAYA UMUM PARLIMEN 2008
PAPAN TANDA INI MEMBERI KEMENANGAN KEPADA BARISAN NASIONAL )

SEKARANG PADA MEI 2009 Kemana pergiNya " Papan Tanda Besar
Pembinaan TAR KOLEJ " ?????

Janji untuk sebuah Tar Kolej untuk penduduk-penduduk di Kawasan Meradong dan Sarikei hanya tinggal IMPIAN oleh PEMAJU. Bukan sekadar pengundi-pengundi yang ditipu malah wakil-wakil rakyat yang telah berkempen bertungkus lumus untuk KEMENANGAN BN JUGA tertipu oleh JANJI KOSONG/JANJI BOHONG/JANJI MANIS ini.
Jikalau tak silap saya, dahalu Pemaju telah berjanji akan membina Tar Kolej sekiraNYA calon Barisan Nasional MENANG pada Pilihan Raya Parlimen P 208 Sarikei.
Kita imbas kembali calon Barisan Nasional ketika itu adalah En. Ding Kuong Hiing dan DIA telah MENANG dengan majoriti 51 UnDI.
Sekarang penduduk-penduduk (pengundi-pengundi) di Meradong amat KECEWA dengan pembatalan projek tersebut sebab kata Pemaju 'orang' Meradong TELAH 'menolak' Tar Kolej dibina dan itulah sebab DIA bertindak meroboh Papan Tanda Tar Kolej Di Tapak Perasmian itu.
Perbuatan Janji Kosong atau Janji Manis akan membawa PADAH DAN PARAH kepada calon BN pada Pilihan Raya Negeri yang akan datang.
Nampaknya SUASANA politik di Meradong macam " NASI SUDAH MENJADI BUBUR".
Besarlah harapan saya agar 'Pemaju" ini menarik balik keputusan pembatalan projek Tar Kolej demi masa depan politik dan sokongan rakyat kepada Kerajaan Barisan Nasional sebab masih belum terlambat.