Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Jokes (source Comedy Zone)

A woman calls her husband into the bedroom.
"Now Mike, I want you to take off my blouse!
""Good..""
Now I also want you to take off my Bra.
""Good...""
Now can you take off my panties
.""Very Good!
Now, don't let me catch you wearing them again!"

TRUTH IN THE INNOCENCE OF YOUTH
A small boy was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said,
"I've lost my dad!"
The copper said, "What's he like?
" The little boy replied, "Beer and women!"


SURVEYING THE FORMER PRESIDENT
An official Gallup survey polled over 1000 women with the question:
Would you sleep with Former US President Bill Clinton?
1% said, "No"
2% said, "Yes"
97% said, "Never Again"

STOPPING BY THE OFFICE ONE DAY
Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive's wife stopped by his office.
She found him with his secretary sitting in his lap.
Without hesitating, he dictated, "...and in conclusion, gentlemen, shortage or no shortage,
I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair.

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